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    A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair dyed to  look...

  • Blonde bet

    A blonde and a brunette  went to the pub after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the...

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    A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 5.20.  The blonde, with a puzzled...

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Lift Encounter

March 12, 2012 8:52 pm0 comments

A young woman was going down  in a hotel lift when a  man enters  the lift. When entering he accidentally  touches her  breast with his elbow. The man immediately said, “I’m sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your breast, you’ll forgive me.” so the woman replies, “If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in [...]

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Won’t report credit card

March 10, 2012 8:23 pm0 comments

Tom said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it. The thief was spending less than his wife did.”

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blonde sheep

2:27 pm0 comments

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair dyed to  look like a brunette. When she had dark hair, she decided to take a trip down the  country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, “Oh! Those sheep [...]

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Blonde bet

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A blonde and a brunette  went to the pub after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 7  O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the O’connell  Bridge, and the blonde bet the brunette  €50 that he wouldn’t jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the brunette €50. The brunette said, “I [...]

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blonde asks the time Joke

2:19 pm0 comments

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 5.20.  The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”

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two blondes and a car

2:17 pm0 comments

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!

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two coats blonde

2:15 pm0 comments

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, “For [...]

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Blonde directions

2:14 pm0 comments

 If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?  The brunette – the blonde would have to stop for directions!

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Bar wife

March 9, 2012 7:47 pm0 comments

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.” “Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good [...]

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blonde instructions

7:39 pm0 comments

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head. “I need to take that walkman off your head,” says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde. “You can’t! I’ll die!” retorts the blonde. “I can’t cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!” says the beauty specialist getting annoyed. “I said you [...]

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