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Today’s Joke
A young mother comes across her son scoffing down ice cream in the kitchen and was angry.
Mother : “Dinner will be ready soon, you will ruin your appetite, put that ice cream away now and go play.”
Son : “But Ma, there’s no one to play with.”
Mother: ” Ok I’ll play with you for a few minutes, , what do you want to play?”
Son : “Lets play mammy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed.”
She said ok and goes upstairs. The son put on his father’s hat and lit up one of his cigarettes. He then goes upstairs and opens the door.
Mother: “Now what do I do?”
Son : “Get your ass out of bed, you slut, and fix that kid some fucking ice cream.”
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