Some of our best Dirty one Liners
What’s the difference between a dead hooker and your job?
Your job still sucks!
What is the definition of real Confidence?
When your wife catches you having sex in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, “You’re next Fatty..
A daughter wanted to know how to spell Penis , so she asked her mother.
Her mother said its a pity you didn’t ask me last night as it was at the tip of my tongue
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Get her to dress up as an alter boy
What do you call a 16 year old girl from Essex who can run faster than her six brothers?
What’s the main difference between a rabbi and a catholic priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off
How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?
The Blacks get car insurance
How did the redneck mother know that her daughter was on her period?
She could taste the blood on her young son’s dick
I just love dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere
Old Chinese proverb:
Rape not possible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down.
Why did the group of Englishmen keep staring at the carton of orange juice?
It said “concentrate
Why wasn’t Jesus born in the Essex ?
Because the Lord couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin
What the main similarity between the Bermuda Triangle and blondes ?
They’ve both swallowed a lot of seamen
What is the longest organ in a sheep’s body?
A Welsh dick
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